Lavish Lashes Specoo

The inflatable husband makes the perfect gift for the bachelorette or recent divorcee. Standing a mere three feet tall, the inflatable husband will listen to your day's troubles without complaint, won't make a mess, won't ask for sex, and will never pass judgment. He comes in a box emblazoned with his many benefits and uses, an instruction book full of humorous suggestions. Also includes a patch kit, should you have a falling out with your new hubby. Please note that the inflatable husband is not anatomically correct, so while he won't bother you to fool around, he also can't be used for penetrative purposes. (Gag)